Torrented New Kanye Album Ruled Best Virus Of All Time

By Ryan Fleishman

Feb. 19, 2016

After searching through pirating websites desperately this Sunday for Kanye’s new album to download illegally through their chosen torrent client, critics agree that Kanye’s The Life of Pablo is the best virus of all time.  This conclusion was drawn after approximately 5 hours of technological struggle against what they perceived as an album, ending with an operating system reboot.

“It was clear that this virus stood out among the others when my album file had an entire installer attached,” said college student Danny Robbins, who has been forced to use a knock-off search engine website that redirects to Microsoft Bing as his default homepage for the last week.  “The Life of Pablo, or TLOP, came with so many individual malignant software that my computer got serious lag problems from the installation itself.”

TLOP displays revolutionary new virus trends by combining under-the-radar Trojan viruses with blatantly undesired programs.  Victim’s computers contain everything from PC Speeder, an odd-looking circle thing that most likely does not speed one’s PC in the slightest, to Poc-Dude, A copy of the classic Pac-man game but with an inverted color scheme.  Oddly enough, some of the unwanted programs are not viruses and work perfectly well, such as a YT Downloader that downloads YouTube videos with the press of a button.

At press time, The Life Of Pablo has received worldwide acclaim as the new premier malware, taking first place from McAfee Security.