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The Chicago Shady Dealer is Pivoting to Video
By Deb Mukherjee Oct. 17, 2017 Following the lead of our peer, and also lesser news outlets (Buttfeed), the Shady Dealer has decided to pivot entirely to video. It is our feeling that…
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FIJI Social Chair Sadly Deletes Pinterest Page of Three Months
By Tex Drubo May 15, 2017 “It is just such a waste,” lamented Phi Gamma Delta’s Social Chair Josh Henderson. “Months of work went into this theme – all those months, down the…
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Reincarnation of Vincent Van Gogh Rips other ear off during SOSC seminar
By Tsijiari Ararey Oct. 17, 2017 After months of Frankenstein reruns, two liters of ammonium nitrate, and something to do withstem cells, the department of philosophy was able to reincarnate the remains of…
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An Examination Of The University’s Newest Alternate Reality Game: B.S.
By Milena Pross Oct. 17, 2017 Upon arriving on campus this O-Week, first-year students were thrust into a magical fantasyland without their knowledge. Following years of planning, buckets of money, and countless tests…
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Sponsored Advertisement — PACKED: Dumplings Reimagined
By Reed Thurston Oct. 18, 2017 Listen: Forget everything you thought you knew about dumplings until now. Coming this month to rock the foodie scene in Hyde Park is PACKED, a new kind…
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Dean Ellison Is Always Naked Under His Clothes and I Hate It
By Concerned Reader Oct. 18, 2017 I wish to call your attention to a horrific fact. John “Jay” Ellison, Dean of Students at the University of Chicago, is naked under his clothes. Let…
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Admin Accuses GSU of Taking Free Speech Too Far
By Breck Radulovic and Dan Lastres Oct. 20, 2017 After years of successfully stymying grad students’ efforts to unionize, the administration was dealt a shocking defeat. Graduate students at the University of…
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5 Homeopathic Remedies to Try Before Calling Your Parents Who Are Doctors
By Nik Varley Jan. 19, 2018 Are you struggling with dry skin? Nursing an earache? Hounded by stomach bloat? You’ll find all sorts of “western industrial medicines” for these ailments at your local…
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New Health Trend: Hiring a Sensei to Kick Your Ass
By Nik Varley Jan. 19, 2018 Image by Aubrey Christofersen There’s a new health craze going around, and it’s not what you think! Fed up with demanding diets, cleanses and workout routines, many…
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Freegan Group’s Newest Member Also the Healthiest
By Greer Baxter Jan. 19, 2018 Members of the local freegan meet-up group Impact: Zero! are starting to question the commitment of newest member Mike Fitzpatrick, who joined three months ago. Says group…
