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Coronavirus isn’t a big deal, it’ll be gone by Easter, I’ll be right eventually, it is what it is; Trump Contracts Coronavirus
From the bottom of our hearts, we, the Editorial Staff at the Chicago Shady Dealer, have only this to say: wow, what a BORE this year has been. Truly, how uneventful. It started with a no-big-deal-minor-virus popping up in a little country called China, leading our President to rightfully assure us that it was all going to be just fine and that it was definitely going to disappear. With that, we calmly dozed our way through Winter; come March, we were all pretty sure it was going to be just fine, like it always had been, and that the virus that had already disappeared was going to disappear again, just…
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Volume 17 Issue 1
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8=Democracy
The 2020 Election Explained in Three Charts Analysisby Cameron Chang It’s Your God-Given Right to Overreact to the FiveThirtyEight Election Forecast Interactiveby R.E. Stern Ad FiveThirtyEight Noticed Us Newsby Zakwan Khan Fuck It, We’re Launching a Data Journalism Site Newsby the Chicago Shady Dealer We Asked Each State’s Residents Who They Were Voting For. Here’s What They Told Us. Interactiveby Ishaan Singh In 2020, Which Issues are UChicago Students Most Concerned About? Analysisby Kate Kaplin Ad Biden Chooses Kamala Harris for President, Joe Biden for VP Newsfrom the Dealer News Desk Welp… that’s all the content we’ve got for now. Click here to read articles from the second-best data journalism…
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Volume 16 Issue 6
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Incoming Horace Mann Student: “Aww Shucks, the Big City at Last!”
When Billy Bob Worthington got off the greyhound bus straight from his sleepy little town in Midtown Manhattan, he could hardly believe his eyes. “Awww shucks, the Big City at last!” He proclaimed loudly as he gazed upon the Chicago skyline, never before having seen such a vibrant and majestic metropolis. “Whoooweee, I gotta tell mama about this!” He yelled out of excitement, waving his stick-bag holding all of his belongings in a red napkin high above his head. Billy Bob, born William Robert Worthington the 3rd to a powerful New York business magnate and his wife, was just a regular old country boy who was finally gonna chase his…
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