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Editors in Chief

Christian Villanueva

Harry Weinstein

Managing Editor

Kelly Lo

Deputy Managing Editor

R.E. Stern

Layout Editor

Rahul Gupta

Photo Editor

Kseniia “Kay” Korotenko

Copy Editors

Kate Kaplin

Merrin Seegers

Andre Dang

Disclaimer

Did we hurt your feelings, or say something that “rings untrue” in your soft ears? Well you’re paying too much attention to what we said, and not enough attention to what we meant. God is God, the river is swift, and we don’t give a fuck.

Any complaints can be emailed to [email protected]

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