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    Dealer Exclusive: An Interview with Paul Alivisatos

    Luke Laurence / November 27, 2021

    The Dealer sat down for an exclusive interview with newly-inaugurated President Paul Alivisatos. In doing so, the Dealer has become the only student publication to gain access to the elusive campus giant. (The…

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    How to Be an Ally to Your White Woman Friends after Red (Taylor’s Version)

    Drew Landrowski / November 13, 2021

    For the UChicago white community, it has been a hard year. Starbucks did not bring back the chestnut praline latte, Urban Outfitters discontinued “nevertheless she persisted” y2k baby tees and, most recently, Taylor…

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