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The election (if you thought it was on Nov. 3, you’re wrong, get to voting, dumbass)
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Your parents’ divorce
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The next time you decide to get Chick-fil-A instead of making dinner again
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Your parents’ remarriage to other people
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Plan B’s going out of business sale
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The ten-second window where it’s safe to eat that avocado you bought in June
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Your parents’ remarriage to each other, and Doug
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Pain locker
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Next time you give up your principles and decide to order dish soap from Amazon
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When another universally beloved celebrity dies
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When Doug dies
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That awkward call where your O-mance tells you you have COVID
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