Who Said it? Bachelorette Contestant or a White House Communications Director

By Teddy Zamborsky

Aug. 2, 2017

Who Said It: A Bachelorette Contestant or A Former White House Communications Director?

1. “You’re damn right I enjoy pissing him off.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

This one could really go either way. Sorry Mooch fans, but this one’s from a Bachelorette contestant.

2. “I like mentioning them because I know knee-knockers when I see them and their knees will start knocking.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

Ooooh, this one is the Mooch, former communications director.

3. “They’re going to have to go fuck themselves.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

Sounds like an angry Bachelorette contestant? Well, it’s actually the Mooch.

4. “He’s an alternative facts piece of garbage.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

You thought the “alternative facts” was a tip-off? Surprise – it’s a Bachelorette contestant.

5. “I also want you to know I spent about 15 minutes on the phone talking with the President of the United States who has given me his full support and his full blessing.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

This one is obviously the Communications Director. But wouldn’t it be great if it were a Bachelorette contestant?

6. “They’re Eve and I’m Adam, and there’s a slippery little snake in the garden.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

Sounds Moochie, but it’s a Bachelorette contestant.

7. “When I said we were brothers from the podium, that’s because we’re — some brothers are like Cain and Abel.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

Turns out both communications directors and Bachelorette contestants like their Genesis references, because this time it’s the Mooch.

8. “They’re going to have to go fuck themselves.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

This might sound like an overzealous lover, but it’s actually the Mooch.

9. “See ya later, litigator”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

This is how the Mooch says goodbye to Jeff Sessions. Don’t believe me? Well, I’m lying—it’s a Bachelorette contestant.

10. “I’m not a failed comedian, I’m a personal trainer!”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

Silly, this one is easy. It’s a Bachelorette contestant. The Mooch isn’t a personal trainer; he’s a professional Jersey Shore look-alike.

11. “I’m not trying to suck my own cock”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

It’s the Mooch. Turns out he isn’t as flexible as Steve Bannon.

12. “I would say, scientifically, my libido is above average.”

Bachelorette Contestant or Communications Director?

This one’s a Bachelorette contestant, and honestly, this sounds more like a Trump quote than a Mooch quote.

How’d you do? If you got 9 or more you’re either a Mooch super fan or a contestant on The Bachelor!