Tweets from Holy Week

By Jesus

Feb. 4, 2013

Jesus Christ @Jesus

Just drinkin sum wyne wif mah crew. We rollin 13 deep #YOLO #getschwasted @God

Judas @Judas

Things were a bit awkward at dinner; hope Jesus was too drunk to remember #betrayerswag #YOLO

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Jesus Christ @Jesus

Wild child’s looking good/ Livin hard just like we should/ Don’t care who’s watching when we tearing it up/ That magic that we got nobody can touch (fo sho’) #DieYoung #YOLO

Jesus Christ @Jesus

@God Hey man, why you forsakin a playa? #IWannaLive #YOLO

Jesus Christ @Jesus

@MattyMatt @MaRk @LukeSkywalkerFanficz @JohntheMachine @MaryMag Dying for all your sins so you can party til the break of dawn #YOLO #BootandRally

Mary Magdalene @MaryMag

@Jesus Went to pour some out for the dead homie this morning. Brought some oil to anoint a playa, but we didn’t find anything in the tomb. #GraveRobbers #Going2Galilee

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Jesus Christ @Jesus

Wake up in the mornin feelin like P. Diddy #ItsEasterBitches #YOLO