Student Enjoyed Studying A Broad

By Matthew Goldenberg

Dec. 24, 2013

In an interview conducted last week, third-year in the College Jacob Sandilson confirmed that he really enjoyed studying a broad last summer. There had been rumors among Sandilson’s friends and acquaintances that Sandilson was studying a broad during the summer, as he was nowhere to be found in his hometown of Boise, Idaho.

The controversy was cleared up when Sandilson admitted he spent the better part of his summer studying a broad in Venice Beach, California. Sandilson shared some of his most noteworthy experiences with The Chicago Shady Dealer.

“It was an incredible summer, man,” Sandilson said, “I would just lie on the beach gazing at this gorgeous blonde. I got to know her well – we really connected.” He went on to say that his experience studying a broad was “mind-blowing” and it “opened [his] eyes to a whole new side of humanity.” Sandilson proclaimed that despite the language barrier associated with studying a broad, he was able to fully enjoy his experience.

Sandilson reported that the academic subjects he covered while studying a broad were based in biology and anatomy in addition to the study of a new language. For Sandilson, a philosophy major, the science experience will nicely round out his academic portfolio. He plans to continue the themes of his study a broad experience in the rest of his time at the University of Chicago.

“I’d really like to continue studying this broad, but she is so far away,” Sandilson lamented, “But who knows? Maybe I’ll study a broad again in a different part of the world. That’d be something. Not very many people study a broad more than once in their University of Chicago careers.”

The one downside that Sandilson came across was that the credits may not transfer to his UChicago transcript.

“Because Jacob studied a broad through a non-University program, we were not able to guarantee transfer of credits earned,” said study a broad advisor Lewis Fortner, “This is not to say that we don’t think Jacob studied a broad with sufficient rigor; we’re sure he did.” Fortner also noted that Sandilson failed to inform the Study a Broad office in which country he was studying a broad, or if he even left the United States.

Sandilson remains undaunted by issues in the process, and still encourages everyone he knows to study a broad.

“Studying a broad was a wonderful experience, one I’d like to repeat,” Sandilson said. Having studied a broad successfully, Sandilson also stated that he seeks to challenge himself – he now aims to study two broads at once.