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Feb. 5, 2017
P: 18th Ammendment: You’re Drunk Jesus Christ, 21st Amendment, you’re drunk. I told you that buying a handle of whiskey was a bad idea. How are you planning to get home? Capitol Hill is miles away, and I’m not letting you drive until you sober up.
God, tThis happens every time we go out. What will the neighbors think? Here, drink some water. I swear to the Lord up above, you’re going to be sleeping on the couch for at least a week. I’ve been telling you for years that alcohol should be prohibited, but all you do is drink, drink, drink! I should have listened to my mother when she said not to marry a Catholic.