Chicago Shady Dealer

Point: Obama is the Antichrist and a secret Muslim

By Walker King
Oct. 21, 2012

For years, people have doubted me when I told themBarack Obama’s shocking secret: he is the Antichrist described in the Book of Revelations, a King of ancient Rome restored to power and seeking to enslave all of humanity under the reign of evil. But now that I finally have a chance to spread the word in the newspaper, I’ll be able to show them all.

Let’s look at everything that Obama has in common with the Antichrist. First, as outlined in Daniel 7:8, he will rise from obscurity. Obama came from the greatest obscurity of all, Kenya! Next, the Antichrist will have “no regard for the desire of women.” Now I don’t know what the “lamestream” media have has been telling you,but I know for a fact that Obama has had over 3 gay male lovers in his first term as President alone. Photographic proof will be provided upon request.

Obama, a known Muslim, also denies that Jesus is the Messiah (a trait of the Antichrist as stated in I John 2:22), answers to no higher earthly authority (Daniel 11:36), shows no regard for the religion of his ancestors (Daniel 11:37), and has, on three separate occasions, claimed to be God (2 Thessalonians 2:4). Again, cassette tapes corroborating this claim can be provided upon request.

Luckily, all righteous peoples of Earth can rejoice, because the Bible clearly outlines that the Antichrist Obama will only be successful in his reign of terror for three and a half years (Daniel 7:25). Afterwards, he will be succeeded by none other than the Lord himself, Jesus Christ (Daniel 7:26-27)! You know what that means, folks. Mitt Romney Himself is the Lord risen again, come to deliver us from this Kenyan Muslim Socialist Antichrist by winning November’s election. Now get out and vote, all ye disciples of the one true Lord.