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Point/Counterpoint: Is Everything Going to be Okay?

By Heather Barry
Nov. 19, 2015

Point: Everything is Fine

EPoint: Everything Is FineYesEverything is

By Morgan Pantuck’s RationalityHeather Barry

It is my strong belief that, at this moment in time, everything is absolutely fine and you seriously need to calm down. Yes, I will concede that we have way too much work, not enough sleep, and a host of personal issues that are physically and emotionally exhausting. Sure, we have cried in public restrooms twice this week, but if you continue to dwell on the past or worry about the future, you won’t be able to get shit done today. Do you want to fail physics? No? Then it’s time to sit down, open that textbook, and learn about angular momentum like a functional adult. Really, I promise, in the long term, it’s all going to be okay.

Counterpoint: No It Is NotBy Morgan’s Emotions[Picture goes here]