How are you wasting your New Year’s Eve?

By Daniel Moattar

Jan. 3, 2013

How are YOU wasting your New Year’s Eve?

21% – Reconciling day’s debauchery with resolutions, image of self as human being

17% — Pretending to have any plans for self-improvement

4% — Stocking up for post-fiscal-cliff social disorder28% — Settling for the nearest person to kiss at midnight; realizing this is just one more stop on the long road of settling that ends in marriage

39% — Pretending to have any plans whatsoever

46% — Hurriedly seeking actual lyrics to “Auld Lang Syne” on smartphone