Extremely doable New Year’s resolutions

By Maya Handa

Dec. 17, 2012

We at The Dealer understand that life is hard, and making New Year’s Resolutions is often an exercise in failure. So why start the New Year on a failing foot? As the new quarter starts, why not succeed in your endeavors? Here are some reasonable goals for 2013.

1. Take some naps occasionally.

2. Sometimes watch parts of the movies showing in the House lounge, in order to gain cultural appreciation for romantic comedies starring Jennifer Aniston.

3. Empty trash can when it becomes over-full.

4. Exercise halfheartedly when time permits.

5. Sleep every once in a while.

6. Gain some weight.

7. Void your bladder when necessary.

8. Stop using the stairs so much.