Chicago Shady Dealer

Donald Trump Googles Self

By Daniel Ruttenberg
Dec. 31, 2015

Late Wednesday evening, Donald Trump was spotted by Shady Dealer reporters in a dimly lit study in his Palm Beach home googling his name and variations thereof for a period of nearly an hour..

In a public press release held by Trump to discussfollowing the incident, the presidential candidateTrump explained his actions.

, saying,I was curious what would pop up. IThe good folks at Google have done it again, providing meAmericansme with a phenomenal resource to look at my achievements in 0.56 seconds flat,.Trump said.’ve found some interesting stuff. My website and wikipedia page are first, which is not too surprising, but after that comes a bunch of interesting article about me. I totally forgot that I was in a CNN article!”

Trump later exposed his gGoogle search history, which included:

  1. “Donald John Trump”

  2. “Don Trump”

  3. “Donald Trump 2016”

  4. “Donald Trump Good”

  5. “Donald Trump Really Good”

  6. “Friends of Donald Trump”

  7. “Donald Trump Wins Presidential Election”

  8. “Women Love Donald Trump”

Trump later said in his press conference, that “I’m surprised that I only really found myself,” Trump said at his press conference.. Donald and Trump are both pretty common first and last names. I guess the other Donald Trumps of the world just are not doing as well.” This was met with thunderous applause.

In addition to Ggoogling himself, Trump has searched his name on Bing, Yahoo, Youtube, Dailymotion, DeviantArt, Flickr, and Fanfiction.com. He also looked himself up on Super Mario Wiki, where he said he found out that in the game Hotel Mario, there’s a location called ‘Ludwig’s Thump Castle Hotel, a remark which earned a well-deserved laugh.

Glad to know that Mario and the gang are thinking of me,. Trump saidsaid Trump, winking.

Political analyst Georgina Kerry notes that this finding shown a hidden, softer side of Donald Trump. We also observed thatfound in that Trump googled ‘Wishing all of my supporters a happy 2016. #makeamericagreatagain.’ on December 31st on 8:55 pm.; Wwe think that he meant to post this on Facebook.”