Chicago Shady Dealer

Classiest UChicago Selfies

By Chris Deakin
Oct. 29, 2013

Through the Ryerson Telescope (in focus)

Bathroom mirror of your TA’s place

In the Smart Museum, touching the Rothko

In your dorm room, with the Christmas lights turned UP

Captain’s chair of the Booth School yacht, ramming Navy Pier

Bathroom mirror of your professor’s place

Presenting a thoughtful reading to your Selfies, Culture and Society class

Next to any microfiche

On the Quad, underneath a tree, eating late tea with the squirrel

Bathroom mirror of your bathroom mirror’s place

Browsing the media theory aisle in the bookstacks, casually eating your iPhone

With a minor dean (and it’s clear that it means a lot to them)

Just your eye. You aren’t afraid.