An Arbitrary And Meaningless Ranking Of Colleges

10. Dennis’s Friendly College

9. Yale University

8. Harvey Mudd College

7. The Sparxxx School at Cowhands’ Pass

6. University of Chicago

5. Oklahoma State University School of Routine Dentistry

4. Stanford University

3. Jacuzzi State, Gouldsboro Campus

2. Olive Garden

1. Harvard University