20 Ways to Please Your Man

By Evan Bernstein

April 23, 2015

20 Ways to Please Your Man

These twenty tips are sure to spice things up in the bedroom, shower, or empty train car!

1. Touch it

Touching it is a sure-fire way to get your man in the mood.

2. Grab it

Take charge. Let him know you’ve got this.

3. Grab it slowly

Okay, maybe that was too aggressive. Slow it down. Don’t scare him.

4. Touch it again

Back to basics.

5. Caress it

Use a woman’s touch.

6. Fondle it

Use a man’s touch.

7. Press it

Might as well give it a shot.

8. Look at it

Take some time to sit back and appreciate what you’re dealing with.

9. See how it shines

Notice how it radiates towards the sky.

10. Stroke it

He’ll just go crazy.

11. Yank it

He won’t be able to control himself.

12. Bop it

He might get a little confused – but it’s all part of the game.

13. Touch it some more

Can’t stress this one enough.

14. Mouth stuff

Pretend it’s… anything else.

15. Compliment it

A little flattery goes a long way.

16. Make it feel loved

Time to break out the charm!

17. Feel it

This one’s for you as much as for him.

18. Know it

Become aware of your situation.

19. Touch it

Seriously, though, you really just need to touch it.

20. Touch it a lot

You can basically forget the other nineteen if you want. This is the one that matters.