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17 Cats That Are God

March 16, 2013 /

By Egyptian Holy Council

Feb. 1, 2015

1) My cat.

2) Your cat.

3) My mom’s cat.

4) Your mom’s cat.

5) Ricky’s cat.

6) That weird cat.

7) Seriously, all the cats.

8) Every single cat is God.

9) Cats on the street? God.

10) Cats in your house? God.

11) Cats that are fat? God.

12) Even cats that smell weird? Yup. God God God.

13) They’re all God.

14) All the cats are God.

15) Every last one.

16) Even the ones with different colored paws.

17) Especially those are God.