Chicago Shady Dealer

12 Things I got from Shower Sex and Only One of Them is Syphilis

By Marlin Figgins
Oct. 19, 2016

1. Syphillis

2. A Bald Spot

3. Athlete’s Foot

4. Athlete’s Gooch

5. 4 Other Types of Fungus

6. A Surprisingly Dry Handjob

7. Very Slippery

8. A disapproving look from my RA

9. A High-Five from the other RA

10. A story to tell my children

11. Children.

12. Twins!!!