Chicago Shady Dealer

10 Reasons to Have Sex with Everyone in Your House

By Marlin Figgins
Nov. 12, 2016

1. Sex

2. Networking

3. They said college was for experimenting

4. Reduced travel time between hookups

5. Everyone will know your name

6. More sex

7. You only have to tell everyone about the STIs once, at graduation

8. Gotta Catch ‘em all TM

9. You won’t be a virgin anymore

10. You can put it on your resume!