Math Major Has Nothing Left to Prove
By Alek Binion
Oct. 19, 2015
On October 1, 2015, it was confirmed that Todd Smith, a fourth-year Mathematics major at the University of Chicago, has nothing left to prove.
The University of Chicago student body reached a unanimous decision confirming that Todd was an all-around “great guy” after adding to his flawless track record by completing his homework in a timely manner, helping a prospective student locate Rosenwald Hall, and finding time to “chill with his amigos.”
The confirmed “good egg” plans to celebrate his new accolade by playing a friendly game of Yahtzee, getting a minimum of 8 hours sleep, and tuning his acoustic guitar.
