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Feb. 16, 2016
According to sources close to the Shady Dealer, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg sent out a mass email this Sunday to over 100 of her colleagues asking if anyone is interested in joining her fantasy baseball league, named “SC Top 9.“.
“A member of our league recently dropped out, and as a result, we have an opening, which any of you are welcome to fill,” the email explainedread the email,. “We tried doing it with an even number of members, but we couldn’t agree on the proper interpretation of a hit, and every vote came to a 4-4 split.”
The email went on to warn that “if you cannot commit to taking it seriously and sticking around for all 162 games, please do not reply.”
If you or anyone you know is interested in joining the league, Justice Ginsburg would urged you toanyone interested in joining the league to please email [email protected]govorg with a resume and cover letter.
UPDATEpdate: Upon discovering that Senator Mitch McConnell plans to block Obama’s nomination for a replacement SC Top 9 member, Ginsburg sent an angry email to the league members referring to Congress as “obstructionist,” “hypocritical,” and “probably full of fucking Red Sox fans anyways.”
