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  • Campus Life,  Scientific Excellence

    In Bid for Diversity, Board Chooses Muppet as Next UChicago President

    🅱️alter / March 1, 2021

    After many community listening sessions, international searches, and donor solicitations, the Board of Trustees has chosen Paul Alivisatos as the next President of the University of Chicago. His preceding tenure as Vice Chancellor…

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  • Scientific Excellence

    University to Build Gleaming Multibillion Dollar Mega-Structure over Washington Park

    Ian Olson / November 20, 2020

    The University of Chicago today announced new construction plans in an area from 51st to 60th and from S. MLK Dr to S. Cottage Grove Ave-- which is, purely coincidentally, the entirety of…

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  • Scientific Excellence

    Top 10 Things Economists Think the Economy Is

    Christian Villanueva / November 4, 2020

    Recent reports have found that most economists believe that the economy will recover quite strongly following the world-ending novel coronavirus. While this sounds like good news, it should also be mentioned that these…

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