“Deadlines are sacred,” said Stenton, who has not yet graded the assignments submitted during the Carter administration – the first one. “They teach students discipline, something many of them clearly lack.” 

“I knew it!” said third-year student Audrey Smith. Her group member, Brian, was unavailable for comment because he was busy playing Brawl Stars. 

While most nutrition experts say the meal lacks several important components, like “dairy” and “appropriate portion sizes,” it has found some supporters. Foremost among them is the University’s own Bartlett Dining Commons, which…