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Boyer to Reopen Anatomy Department in His Basement
By Walker King Feb. 22, 2014 Speaking to members of the press yesterday,University Dean John Boyer announced that the University of Chicago would be reopening its anatomy department in the basement of Boyer’s…
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Joan of Arc Burned at Steak and Shake
By Evan Bernstein (1431) Jan. 24, 2014 And so it was that yesterday, the 30th of May, in the year of our Lord 1431, that the girl Joan of Arc was burned at…
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Frosty the Snowman Dead at 37
By Evan Bernstein Dec. 17, 2013 Frosty the Snowman, beloved Children’s icon and opiate addict , died in his Southern California home on Tuesday aged 37.While the cause of death is still under…
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Point: The Weather outside is frightful. Counterpoint: Death will come soon.
By Evan Bernstein Nov. 9, 2013 By Sammy Cahn Oh, the weather outside is frightful – but the fire is so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, let it snow! Let…
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Gothic Girls Posted Outside Max P To Heighten Gothic Feel
By Mary Vansuch Oct. 17, 2013 University of Chicago’s Student Health Services have announced a new job opportunity for those in its work-study program:“Goth Girl Stationed Outside Max Palevsky,” or “GGSOMPs” for short..…
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Class of 2017 Surprised by Air of Sexual Promise
By Clay Olsen Aug. 2, 2013 Most long-time inmates at the University of Chicago know that the campus and its environs are boiling cauldrons of sin, a few well-timed winks and broken condoms…
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UCPD Awarded RSO of the Year
By Matt Montequin May 21, 2013 Yesterday afternoon, Student Government’s Committee on Recognized Student Organizations (CORSO) announced its 2012-13 RSO Award winners, with the University of Chicago Police Department (UCPD) taking top honors.…
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Politically Incorrect UChicago Pogroms Draws Mixed Response
By Stephen Lurie April 19, 2013 Since its first post earlier this week, new Facebook page Politically Incorrect UChicago Pogroms has caused quite a stir. Having already sustained heavy criticism and support from…
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MAPH student just can’t believe he lost at Scrabble
By Peter Berkowitz Feb. 24, 2013 Noah Green, a student in the Master of Arts Program in the Humanities, was devastated last Thursday by his first loss in a game of Scrabble in…
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Bears Not Super Bowl Favorites Against 49ers, Ravens
By Scott Mendelssohn Feb. 3, 2013 As we anxiously await today’s matchup between the two best teams in the National Football League, one thing is for certain, few expect the Bears to win.…
