-
This Was Never Our Intention: An Official Statement from Quizlet
By Breck Radulovic Oct. 22, 2018 To the University of Chicago community, We at Quizlet would like to express our deepest apologies for the vile content hosted on our site in recent…
-
New Residence Hall Located in Dean Boyer’s Tender Embrace
By Thomas Noriega Sept. 24, 2018 In response to the recent housing crisis at the University, College Housing has announced that, as of the 2018-2019 school year, students may apply to live…
-
Uh Oh! That Kid Just Made a Good Point for Once
By Noah Goodman May 25, 2018 THURSDAY 2:00 pm — It appeared to be a typical day in Professor Jones’s section of Self, Culture, and Society. Half the class hadn’t done their reading,…
-
Chicago Fire Followed by Smaller, Dumber UChicago Fire
By Thomas Noriega May 5, 2018 Chicago, 1871 As Chicago struggles to recover from the devastation wrought by the recent inferno, the city was struck once again by tragedy, albeit a far sillier…
-
The Shady Dealer’s Top 10 Recommendations for Making Baseball Shorter in 2018
By Brian Baek April 20, 2018 The 2018 Major League Baseball season officially kicked off earlier this April, and fans across the baseball spectrum already cannot wait for the games to be over.…
-
Just Drink the Damn Tea
By Te Amo Feb. 20, 2018 Te Amo Boba Bar Yeah, yeah, we’ve heard it all, you sniveling chumps. “Ugh, Te Amo’s so expensive”; “Why do I have to pay extra for boba?”;…
-
The White on White Crimes You Need to Know
By Deb Mukerjee Jan. 29, 2018 Losing your friends in the snow Look, it happens. It’s cold and windy and we’re all wearing four pairs of pants and scarves over our seeing sockets.…
-
10 Reasons I Cannot Go Back To Miami (The Deliciously Forbidden City)
By Antonia Salisbury Oct. 17, 2017 Home of the day-ger, land of the neon bikini: – Miami, my Garden of Eden, I can never return to you. “Settled in the valley of two…
-
The UChicago Sports Cheers You Need To Know
By Chase “The Fanatic” Harrison Aug. 25, 2017 Rooooooollllll ‘Roons! Give me an A (No!) Give me an B (No!) Give me an C (No!) Ok, g. give me an C- at least!…
-
First Year Excited to be Surrounded by Diverse Group of Assholes
By Morgan Pantuck, 5th Year Student Aug. 17, 2017 Incoming first year Brian Porter is extremely excited to be attending a top-tier institution like the University of Chicago where he can “finally gain…
