“Everyone knows the Prince got where he is because of his dad,” said one peasant, who asked for anonymity lest he be arrested and hung upside down by his ankles in the town…

Last seen being sawed in half by one Harry Houdini, before announcing he would “make it disappear” to an enthralled audience.

We’re the ones defending our territory, so we know the place and everything. What if we hid everywhere and waited for them to come to us?

“I important think to enforce natural monopoly.” Grunk threaten reporter. “Give berries or Grunk hit weapon.”

Normally known for announcing the official news of their country, this surprise list has been widely distributed throughout Hyde Park.

“We pray that Vulcan will nourish our crops with the ash and keep us safe from any pumice-related troubles.”

Do you just refuse to believe that Duke Ernest August I, who interviewed and selected Duke Ernest August II, would choose someone who wanted to fix the underlying issues they’ve overlooked (and caused) for…

This year was a big year for nothing happening. Notably, nothing happened in Germany either, where the Berlin Wall is still standing strong.

As many as two goods or services are being exchanged at any given moment, taking up a majority of the abacus beads not being used to count the date. 

It’s been an arduous two hundred years but I’m pretty confident we’ll be able to reclaim it this time.