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Area man finds meaning in ancient Eastern holy book
By Daniel Moattar Feb. 24, 2013 In a world where many feel technology has run amok, where the Yankee dollar has taken top billing in our collective heart, and where patience and charity…
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Surviving First Year in a Post Pratt-Faris Separation World
By Greer Baxter Aug. 18, 2017 It was daunting enough handling first year at UChicago during the magical era of romantic idealism made possible bywhenile it was still possible to onecould still bask…
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My Three-Star Review of Getting Dominos to Bake Me Into A Pizza
By Teddy Zamborsky April 23, 2016 Last week, I convinced Domino’s Pizza to bake me into a giant pie. A pizza pie. Like tThe kind with cheese, not fruit. Look at the picture,.…
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News in Brief: October 23, 2014
By Chicago Shady Dealer Nov. 19, 2014 “Student” “Government” “Earns” “Stipend” The “University” of “Chicago” “Student” “Government” “voted” Thursday to establish a “new” “executive” committee whose five “members” would be “granted” $1000 “stipends”…
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Ratner Employee Greets Patron
By Matthew Goldenberg Nov. 10, 2012 In an unprecedented display of social interaction, a front desk employee at Ratner Athletics Center greeted a patron coming in to exercise by saying hello cheerfully. The…
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Security Alert
By Eric M. Heath, Associate VP for Safety and Security Dec. 14, 2016 The University of Chicago December 14, 2016 Security Alert AAt approximately 1:35 p.m., Wednesday, December 14 – A n individual…
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It’s Cold Outside
By Rygar Flesh-man, Ice Age Jan. 22, 2016 After the application of advanced meteorology techniques to the surrounding environment, weathermen across the world have concluded that it is cold outside. Many are not…
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We Should Reject the Binary
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Clueless First Year Finds Himself in Rural Kentucky after Boarding Shuttle Bus
By Sammy Elmasri and Will Jaffe Nov. 11, 2018 First-year Danny Fenton anticipated an expedited trip when he boarded the South Shuttle, but disaster struck as he mistakenly got off at its Kentucky…
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Three Million Participate in Civil War Enactment
By Dan Lastres, Virginia 1865 Jan. 30, 2017 Millions of Americans laid down their weapons and made peace today after four years of enacting the Civil War’s greatest and deadliest battles. Participants flocked…
