Top 10 Places to Cry on Campus
- The B-Level Stacks
They go on forever. You can find a corner and sit down to cry, and nobody will come across you the entire time. Plus, it’s kinda dark down there, which adds to the ambiance of despair.
- Office Hours
One of the most productive uses of crying. You’re only showing up if you need help anyways. Plus, maybe your professor will feel bad and give you some extra points on your next exam.
- Stuart Reading Room Cubicle 9
I’m writing this article here, so I can confirm it’s a fantastic crying spot.
- Under Your Roommate’s Bed
Bonus points if they have a guest over! Especially if it’s that person they’re dating. Honestly, they need to get higher standards.
- Harper 145 from 7 to 8pm on Sunday
We won’t tell anyone, promise 😉
- A Staircase in Your Dorm
Built-in seating, nearby bathrooms and drinking fountains, and close enough to your room that you can lie miserably on your bed once you’re done.
- The Stairs Outside Kent
Everyone will understand.
- Inside Mansueto
Let’s be honest, you’re probably not very happy if you’re in Mansueto. But hey, at least it’s the perfect place for a mid-study mental breakdown!
- In the Middle of Your Hardest Class
It’s the most likely place for you to start crying, anyhow.
- Any Hallway Between 10pm and 6am
During typical sleeping hours, there probably won’t be many people passing by, so bawl your eyes out!
Emma Zamansky
“Build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
- Sun Tzu, probably
