Grunk Invent Weapon, Nation Frighten

CAVE — According reports out cave other day, man name Grunk invent best weapon. Per eyewitness, weapon big scary weapon look like rock. Grunk wield pointy weapon in order steal food. 

“Am not share design schematic of weapon,” Grunk say to Dealer. “I important think to enforce natural monopoly.” Grunk threaten reporter. “Give berries or Grunk hit weapon.”

Many very frightened by weapon exist. “Favor disarmament. Would prefer head not bash in,” say woman, name no important. “Am want weapon have self,” say Klop. “Also want Grunk no use weapon.”

Research into make new weapon also encounter dead end, as Grunk hit researcher, and researcher end up dead.