Candace Owens Spotted Outside Reg Begging for Male Validation

REGENSTEIN — Newest IOP Fellow and alleged ‘femcel’ Candace Owens, known for yelling at women for taking up men’s space, blew up on Sidechat this morning. Posters described Owens setting up impromptu interviews with Thinker writers on the main quad to complain about all the snowflakes on campus during winter. 

Reports have also shown her soliciting 6’8” tall men for “uppies.” While the height of these men is disputed, it is shocking that society could be constructed in such a way that we would believe it.