Chicago Shady Dealer

Six Ways to Avoid Talking About Impeachment/Hong Kong/Colin Kaepernick/Harvard-Yale/Your Burgeoning Homosexuality This Thanksgiving

  1. Don’t go home.
  2. See #1.
  3. See #2.
  4. See #5.
  5. See #4.
  6. Pretend you only understand Aramaic now.