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O-Aide Mad with Power

Disturbing reports out of Wendt house reveal that House O-Aide Kevin has succumbed to the allure of his office and gone mad with power. Kevin, who was chosen as an O-Aide for his approachability and “kind smile” has turned out to be a petulant tyrant whose only wish is to lord over incoming students and isn’t afraid to use the full powers of his week-long appointment to enforce his will.

Kevin was previously known in the house for being a reasonable, level-headed young man whose helpfulness was only exceeded by his desire to make everyone feel welcome and at ease. But sources close to Kevin have disclosed that when he put on the maroon coloured t-shirt that was his burden to bear, he felt the crushing weight of his office —  and the bags he had been asked to carry to the 3rd floor of South — causing him to snap. Like Nero on the day Rome burned, Kevin refused to carry the bags up all the way to the room, instead leaving the student and their family to suffer and likely perish without his help. Oh, the humanity.

 “I asked Kevin where I could find the nearest bathroom and I think he was in a bad mood or something, because he just sneered and asked ‘ what’s it to you, knave!?’ and sauntered away,” said one first year who agreed to speak with us only under the condition of total anonymity. “I saw him a little later yelling ‘more wine boy!’ at a vending machine, I think he thought it was a royal cup bearer or something?” they went on to say. “He ended up forgetting to take us to the O-Week party at Logan, guess he’s got a lot on his mind”. Indeed Kevin did, he had a full week of making door decorations and welcoming parents weighing heavy on his soul.

We spoke to Kevin’s RH’s about his reign of terror and they had only this to say, “We’ve had to speak to Kevin about his behavior, I told him it’s incredibly rude to refer to a  student’s mom as ‘old hag’ and that he did not have the authority to have her or anyone else in the house ‘hanged’. He then proclaimed ‘you have but one King and his name is Kevin!’, so I guess it didn’t really get through to him. At least O-Week’s almost over and he can go back to being regular old Kevin”. 

When we asked Kevin, one of three O-Aides assigned to Wendt, what his next career move was now that he had acquired a taste for true power and all that comes with it, he simply remarked, “We’ll see, I might run for Student Government or something”. 

 

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  • Sarah

    Greetings,

    I want to share some extremely significant news that has been making its way throughout the internet regarding our future security.

    We’re coming to a future of a one-world cashless society where we will be mandated to have an RFID chip implanted in our body. This chip will contain all our information and we will lose much more of our privacy due to the tracking power.

    More importantly, have you heard that this was foretold almost two thousand years in the past from a person named Jesus? Have doubts? Keep reading… This may be the most important thing you will ever read.

    • “Also he(the false prophet) compels all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead signifying allegiance to the beast, and that no one will be able to buy or sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let the person who has enough insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man; and his number is six hundred and sixty-six” (Revelation 13:16-18 AMP)..

    Referring to the final days, this could only be speaking of a society where physical currency is no more, which has yet to occur, but we are getting close to. Why so? Because we would be able to buy or sell without receiving the mark of the beast among each other if physical money was still in use. It logically deduces itself to this end.

    This mark can’t be spiritual, because the word references two different physical places. If it were to be spiritual, it would just say in the forehead.

    Here is it where it all starts coming together. It is startling how perfect the word of God is in regards to this RFID microchip. These are notes from a person named Carl Sanders who worked with a bunch of engineers to help advance the RFID microchip in the 90’s.

    Mr. Carl Sanders sat in 17 New World Order conferences with heads of state officials such as Henry Kissinger and Bob Gates of the C.I.A. to discuss their agenda on how to bring forth this one-world system. The government commissioned Carl Sanders to engineer a microchip for identifying and controlling the peoples of the world-a microchip that could be inserted beneath the skin with a hypodermic needle(a fast, convenient process that would be gradually received by society).

    Carl Sanders, along with a group of engineers behind him, with U.S. grant monies supplied by US tax dollars, took on this task and engineered a RFID chip that is powered by a lithium battery, rechargeable by the temperature fluctuations in our skin. Without having knowledge of the biblical scriptures (Carl Sanders was not a believer at the time), these men spent one and a half million dollars conduction research on the best and most convenient place to have the chip placed under the skin.

    These researchers determined that the forehead and the back of the hand(the two locations Revelation says the mark will be received) are not only the most convenient places, however are also the only viable spots for rapid, steady temperature fluctuations within the skin to recharge the lithium battery. The RFID chip is about 7 millimeters in length, .75 millimeters in diameter, about the dimensions of a grain of rice. It is capable of storing pages upon pages of information about you. All of your basic records, work records, crime records, health history, and financial records can be saved on this chip.

    Carl Sanders believes that this chip, which he regretfully helped design, is the “beast’s mark” spoken about in Revelation 13:16-18. The Greek word for “mark” is “charagma,” which means a “scratch or etching.” Additionally it is fascinating to be aware that the number 666 is in fact a word in the original Greek language. The word is “chi xi stigma,” with the final word, “stigma,” also meaning “to stick or prick. Carl believes this is referring to the use of a hypodermic needle being poked in the human flesh to insert the microchip.”

    Brother Sanders spoke with a doctor asking what would happen if the lithium contained within the microchip leaked into the human body. The physician answered by saying a horrible sore would arise in that location. This is what the book of Revelation has to say:

    “And the first(Angel) went, and poured out his vial on the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore on the men which had the mark of the beast, and on them which worshipped his image” (Revelation 16:2 NKJV).

    The Bible tells us that we will not be able to buy or sell without receiving the mark, or the number of its name. This number is identified as 666. The scriptures tell us to count the number 666. How can we count 666?

    This is where it gets really interesting. Calculating the number of the beast 666 has been long debated throughout the past, but has now been unveiled in these last days by the Holy Spirit. What you will see confirms itself with the scriptures the true interpretation to calculate six-six-six.

    Throughout the scriptures, God uses the number 3 as confirmation of things. A few examples are shared below:

    “For there are three that bear witness in heaven: the Father, the Word, and the Holy Spirit; and these three are one” (1 John 5:7 NKJV).

    “and that He was buried, and that He rose again the third day according to the Scriptures” (1 Corinthians 15:4 NKJV).

    “…Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, Who was and is and is to come!” (Revelation 4:8 NKJV).

    What is interesting is the the mark is explained in detail in three distinct verses (Revelation 13:16,17,18), and each verse lists 3 different characteristics of the given topic. The final three being the number 6 being used three times in a row. This is a key point to deciphering how to calculate the number 666.

    What does it mean to count? It means to add up. How may we add up 666? Call back to mind my prior point regarding God confirming in 3’s. So logically, what would be the most reasonable way to add up the number 666? To count it equally in threes based off the number. It is not reasonable to count it equally as 600+60+6, this would also take us back to the beginning. We cannot add it as 600+600+600, or 60+60+60, because there are no zeroes in between or at the end of 666. The only rational option is 6+6+6=18. What is interesting is that the verse that reveals for us to count the number of the beast itself is verse 18, being the 3rd verse out of three verses that describe the mark. What is 18 divided by 3? 6. So 3×6=18, or 6+6+6=18.

    Another fascinating point is that the two other possible combinations (bringing a total of three possible combinations) for placing a “+” symbol in between the 6’s are 66+6=72, and 6+66=72. Add up both 72’s together and you get 144. Why the number 144 is interesting is because the verse following Revelation 13:18 is the first time in scripture where the 144,000 are being mentioned in detail:

    “Then I looked, and behold, a Lamb standing on Mount Zion, and with Him one hundred and forty-four thousand, having His Father’s name written on their foreheads…” (Revelation 14:1).

    If we add up all three numbers by counting 666 by moving the “+” symbol around in all three possible combinations, it would be 72+72+18=162. What is fascinating concerning the number 162, is, if you divide 144,000 by 162, you get 888. The name of Jesus in Greek gematria calculates to 888. The New Testament was originally written in the Greek language. Revelation 14:1 not only mentions the 144,000, but also the Lamb who is Jesus Christ.

    Now what is interesting concerning the number for Jesus, 888, is that if you apply this same formula, you get 8+8+8=24. Why the number 24? Revelation chapter 4 tells us there are 24 elders seated around the throne of God. This is the same throne where Jesus sits:

    “Immediately I was in the Spirit; and behold, a throne set in heaven, and One sat on the throne. And He who sat there was like a jasper and a sardius stone in appearance; and there was a rainbow around the throne, in appearance like an emerald. Around the throne were twenty-four thrones, and on the thrones I saw twenty-four elders sitting, clothed in white robes; and they had crowns of gold on their heads” (Revelation 4:2-4).

    Now if you take 8+8+8=24, and 8+88=96, and 88+8=96, you get 24+96+96=216. Take 144,000 divided by 216 and you get 666. Bear in mind that this was the same exact method to get the quantity 162 out of counting 666 that brought about the number 888 when dividing 144,000 by 162. It is perpetual.

    With making use of the identical method of counting by adding the “+” symbol in between the numbers, why do all these numbers relate in such a manner?

    Yet another fascinating point to note is that if you add up all the numbers from 1 to 36, it totals 666. The number 36, as in three sixes? Might this be a hint that we must add up three sixes instead of perceiving the number as six-hundred sixty six?

    So what could this suggest? Well we know in this world we’re identified by numbers in numerous forms. Starting from our birth certificates to social security, also with our drivers license, being identified founded on a system of ruler ship. So it is plausible that this RFID microchip will contain a brand new identification that has a total of 18 characters.

    May this be the name of the beast, the number of its name? The one-world beast system that is identified by 18 characters? This could fit the scriptures that speaks of a mark that we must have to buy or sell in our right-hand or forehead, and that it additionally incorporates the number of the beast, during a future cashless money society.

    Go to: https://biblefreedom.com to see all the proof!

    The scriptures warns us in the end times that a false prophet will stand up doing miraculous signs to deceive many to receive the mark of the beast:

    “Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image” (Revelation 19:20).

    Whatever it takes, DO NOT RECEIVE IT!

    “Then a third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, “If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark on his forehead or on his hand, he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation. He shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever; and they have no rest day or night, who worship the beast and his image, and whoever receives the mark of his name” (Revelation 14:9-11).

    We are residing in very prophetic times with major Biblical prophecies being fulfilled. When Donald Trump recognized Jerusalem as capital of Israel in December of 2017, this was a huge step to bring about the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible.

    The scriptures warns us that the Antichrist will seat himself in this temple:

    “…and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God” (2 Thessalonians 2:3-4).

    Inside the Islamic faith, they have a person referred to as the Mahdi, referred to as their messiah who they are waiting to appear. There are a number of testimonies from individuals online who consider this man will be Barack Obama who is to be the biblical Antichrist. I myself have had unusual dreams concerning him. He got on stage proclaiming himself to be a Christian with no affiliation to the Muslim religion, but was later revealed by his family that he certainly is a faithful Muslim.

    His actual name is said to be Barry Soetoro, and he had his name changed to Barack Obama. Why would he do this?

    Jesus says, “And He said to them, ‘I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven'” (Luke 10:18).

    In Hebrew, the word “Barack” means “lighting”, and the usage of “Bama” (Strongs Hebrew word 1116) is used to refer to the “heights” of heaven.

    The following day after the election of Barack Obama (11/04/08), the triumphing choose three lotto numbers in Illinois (Obama’s domestic state) for 11/5/08 were 666.

    Obama had been U.S. senator for the state of Illinois, and his zip code was 60606.

    Regardless, whoever seats himself in the future Third Temple that is to be built in Jerusalem, declaring himself to be God IS THE ANTICHRIST. DO NOT BE DECEIVED.

    Why do we need Jesus Christ?

    “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” (Romans 2:23).

    “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord” (Romans 6:23).

    Our good works can’t save our souls from our sins. If we step before a judge, being responsible of a criminal offense, the judge is not going to judge us by the good that we have done, rather the crimes we’ve committed. If we as fallen humanity, created in God’s image, pose this kind of moral justice, how much greater a perfect, righteous, and Holy God?

    God has introduced to us His ethical law’s through the ten commandments given to Moses at Mt. Siani. These laws were not given so we may be justified, however so that we might see the need for the savior. They are the mirror of God’s character of what He has put in each and every one of us, with our conscious bearing witness that we all know that it is wrong to steal, lie, dishonor our mother and father, and so forth.

    We can strive to observe all the ethical guidelines of the 10 commandments, but we’ll in no way catch up to them to be justified before a Holy God. The same word of the law received by Moses manifested as flesh over 2000 years ago in the body of Jesus Christ. He was brought forth to be our justification by perfectly fulfilling the law, living a sinless life that solely God may fulfill.

    The gap between us and the law of God can never be reconciled by our own merit, but the arm of Jesus is stretched out by the grace and mercy of God. And if we are to seize hold of, by means of faith in Him, He’ll pull us forward being the one to justify us. As inside the court of law, if somebody steps in and pays your debt, despite the fact that you’re guilty, the judge can do what’s legal and just and set you free. This is what Jesus did nearly 2000 years ago on the cross. It was a legal transaction being fulfilled within the spiritual realm by the shedding of His blood, with His last words being, “…It is finished!…” (John 19:30).

    Now why did Jesus have to die for us?

    Due to the fact that God is Holy and just, the wrath that we deserve could not go unnoticed. Through the perfect righteousness and justice of God’s character, it ought to be dealt with, it must be quenched and satisfied.

    For God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked (Ezekiel 18:23). That is why in Isaiah chapter 53, the place it speaks of the coming Messiah and His soul being a sacrifice for our sins, why it says it pleased God to crush His only begotten Son.

    This is because the wrath that we deserve was justified by being poured out upon His Son. For if it were to be poured out upon us deserve it, we would all perish and go to hell. God created a means of escape by pouring it out on His Son who’s soul could not stay in Hades, but was raised and seated at the right hand of God in power.

    So now when we put on the Lord Jesus Christ (Romans 13:14), God no longer see’s the individual who deserves His wrath, but the glorious image of His perfect Son dwelling within, justifying us as if we obtained the wrath we deserve, making a way of escape from the curse of death.

    Now what we ought to do is turn from our sins and trust in the savior, confessing and forsaking our sins. This is not just a head knowledge of believing in Jesus, butrather receiving His words, taking them to heart. Where we no longer live to practice sin, however turn away from our sins and practice righteousness:

    “Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Corinthians 6:9-11).

    By doing so we may come to be transformed into the image of God by faith in His Son Christ Jesus Who’s willing to give the Holy Spirit to those that ask of Him:

    “Most assuredly, I(Jesus) say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You must be born again.’ (John 3:5-6).

    “But you are not in the flesh but in the Spirit, if indeed the Spirit of God dwells in you. Now if anyone does not have the Spirit of Christ, he is not His” (Romans 8:9).

    What are you waiting for? Our Father in heaven only desires the best for us, restoring every part this world has stolen from us. That is what it means to be “holy”. To be made whole.

    He is ready to listen to you. That God given tongue to speak language, by means of faith, pray to Him, ask Him to forgive you by confessing to Him your sins and be willing to forsake them; that you accept the sacrifice of His Son Jesus on the cross, and that you need His Holy Spirit living inside you transforming you into a child of the living God.

    Jesus says, “but whoever drinks of the water that I shall give him(the Holy Spirit) will never thirst. But the water that I shall give him will become in him a fountain of water springing up into everlasting life.”

    Did you realize that Jesus spoke more about hell than anybody else in the scriptures, even more than He spoke about heaven?! For this very purpose He was brought forth to die for us, to rescue us from this place that we earned by our sins against a holy God.

    He describes hell as a real place where,

    “Their worm does not die
    And the fire is not quenched” (Mark 9:44).

    And where,

    “There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth…” (Luke 13:28).

    Jesus tells us who to fear,

    “And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell” (Matthew 10:28).

    “Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away. Also there was no more sea. Then I, John, saw the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. And I heard a loud voice from heaven saying, ‘Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and He will dwell with them, and they shall be His people. God Himself will be with them and be their God. And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes; there shall be no more death, nor sorrow, nor crying. There shall be no more pain, for the former things have passed away.’

    Then He who sat on the throne said, ‘Behold, I make all things new.’ And He said to me, ‘Write, for these words are true and faithful.’

    And He said to me, ‘It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. I will give of the fountain of the water of life freely to him who thirsts. He who overcomes shall inherit all things, and I will be his God and he shall be My son. But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.'” (Revelation 21:1-8).

    With all of the world religions, how can we make sure the Bible got it right? The scientific information has established and continues to support that the universe once had a beginning in which space, time and matter had been created. Many know this as the big bang.

    “The non-biblical religions tell us that god or god’s create within space and time that eternally exist. The Bible stands alone and says that time and space don’t exist until God creates the universe.” – Astronomer(Phd) Hugh Ross

    The Bible not only got it all correct that space, time and matter all came into existence at the beginning of the universe, it additionally states in 7 different places that the universe is expanding 1000’s of years before scientists discovered this information.

    Did you know that the actual Noah’s Ark was found in the place where the scriptures instructed us it’d be with the correct dimensions? As well as proof for the destruction of the cities of Sodom & Gomorrah and the Exodus event of the Red Sea crossing?

    The Bible is the most translated and studied book in the history of the world, filled with predictive prophecies, matching what we find inside the book of nature. Would not you count on God’s word to be so?

    This info and more can all be discovered here: https://biblefreedom.com

    Jesus is calling you!

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