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July 28, 2015
Dinner party swag
Yaaaaaaaasssssss (careful on spelling; this can dramatically change the value)
Authentically Crafted Peoples of Smashing
Freely Traded and Organically Grown Swagger
Calumet Fisheries
Children, underpriveleged (words to add social capital: “ethnic”, “underprivileged”, and “children unfortunate enough to share my bloodline”)ChildChlC
Children, unfortunate enough to share my bloodline
Mr. Rick Santorum’s gooey but delightfully delicioussantorum
I-Banking Internship for Underclassmen
Yonic
Free Things on the Quad (Quad is interchangable with “O-mance dorm room” and “Harold’s Friend Chicken for equivalent social capital points)
Sssssssnnnnnnaaaaakkkkkkeeeeesssssss careful on spelling again; you may accumulate negative social capital)
Q-tip
