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Nov. 14, 2016
On October 27, 2016, Dean John “Jay” Ellison, Dean of Students in the College, announced his administration’s exciting new bbullshit, half– thought– out changes with noout prior consultation with any parties. In response to the widespread criticism and questions, Dean Ellison offered only this response:.
“To all my critics I have one message:, fuck off! I’m the gGod dDamn Dean of Students in the mother fucking College of the University of Chicago., Do you think I give a flying fuck about what any you people think? Did you see the gGod dDamn letter I sent out this summer? Do you really think I give enough of a fuck about these things to think them through? Of course not! I don’t have to be bothered to think things out in advance because I’m DDean John ‘“Jay‘” Ellison gGod dDammnit and I’ll do whatever I damn well please. And you know what? iIf I want to make some more ridiculous bullshit changes, I fuckingdamn will., Just you wait for my next fucking letter.”
