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Jan. 17, 2017
Recently, I had an experience, which I found not only wildly offensive but also frankly inaccurate. My good friend David and I were hanging out, and I was going over girls I would totally smash. Then, out of nowhere, he accused me of being “sort of a fuccboi.” Apparently, among my friend group, that’s my “rep.”
I was hurt; I’m such a nice guy! I immediately asked him how the hell he could come to such a conclusion, and the only thing he could think of was that I was sleeping with both of the girls in my Power section. Like what? ThatThis makes no sense.
I thought slut-shaming was badnot ok, but apparently David thinks it’s ok to do it to guys?. I am just sleeping with both girls without either one knowing about the other. They both consentedconsensually agreed to their actions, but just becausesince I’m just kind of “stringing them both along for the sex,” people are calling me a “fuccboi.” This is outrageous. Fuccbois are total jerks and are in frats. That is just not me.
My friend says that I should “stop playing with their emotions and at least go on a date with one of them,” but I just don’t want to. Neither is my intellectual equal. For example, when we were reading Simone de Beauvoir, they totally didn’t get it. I tried explaining her argument to them in class discussion so they could better understand it, but they clearly weren’t into learning. I need girls who will intellectually challenge me, and I don’t want to be unfair to them. Sexleeping with them is the best thing I could be doing for eithereach of them.
Nice guys like me never get a break. It’s either I get friendzoned, or just end up getting impugned for the choices I make with my body. I’m tired of all of this. As a feminist myself, I find that guys have just as hard of a time as women, and I think I am a perfect example of this.
David, politely, go fuck yourself;. I’m a gentleman.
FOR THE RECORD: fuccboi is pronounced “fook-bwa”
