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Nov. 12, 2016
Yeah I said it. My Rainbow Sparkle Sunshine can kick any pony’s ass, even your little pony. Rainbow Sparkle Sunshine is a can full of sunshine… and death. My little pony is the best there is. She can bench a solid 300 kilograms. Oh, did I mention that Rainbow Sparkle Sunshine even uses the metric system? Much better than your little imperialist scum pony. Many have tried to beat up my little pony, but none have succeeded. My little pony could incapacitate your pony any day of the week. Rainbow Sparkle Sunshine does Karate and is a rainbow belt, whatever that means. My point is that my little pony is a master at pony warfare and espionage. Rainbow Sunshine Sparkle even has a Ph.D in Hoof Kwon Do. Let me fill you in on some top secret intelligence, my little pony was a periwinkle SEAL. You’ll never even see his hooves coming. In summary, my little pony could beat up your little pony. Your little pony is fucking dead, kiddo.
