Chicago Shady Dealer

Seven Things White People Need to Stop Doing

By Morgan Pantuck
Oct. 13, 2014

1. Moaning

2. Rattling chains

3. Levitating objects

4. Seeking vengeance from beyond the grave.

5. Reminding me of my late great-aunt.

6. Replacing the milk in my cereal with blood.

7. Talking about Christmas past (enough already!)