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Nov. 15, 2016
We all have that one special person in our lives who still gets a kick out of playing peek-a-boo. So this holiday season, let your object-permanence-challenged someone know you care. Here’s a list of some gifts that will rock their world.
1. Wooly socks are always well-received. Wrap ‘em up nice with a bow and slip them under the tree or menorah or whatever. You do you. Either way, this gift is elegant and understated.
2. What’s behind your back? It’s a pair of wooly socks. Wow, what a nice gift that says, “Hey, I saw these socks and thought of you.”
3. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s a pair of wooly socks. Snuggly and warm, what more could your friend ask for?
4. Fourth time’s the charm – it’s wooly socks. They’re nothing special, but for your friend they’ll be the surprise of a lifetime.
5. The gift they always wanted! A pair of their own wooly socks. Take the guessing out of the game and steal them straight out of your friend’s sock drawer. Easy and sure to please.
6. Take them to a doctor. A real doctor; no one is looking out for them. None of that garbage Lumosity, Brain Age shit. Duping your friends is always fun, but this winter, bona fide medical assistance might be the way to go.
7. Just kidding! Do the wooly socks thing!
