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May 15, 2017
Darties. Garties. RacistConstructionThemedarties. Who can keep track of all the types of parties these days? I can. Yes, I, Chase Harrison, Chief Correspondent of the Shady Dealer Society Section, am here to give you the four-one-one4/11 on parties. Here’s my exclusive, total insider, hot-of-the-press, fetch guide to parties:
AArty: Sober pParty
BARTy: Bay aArea rRapid tTransport pParty
Brynmawrty: No bBoys Aallowed
Carty: Party in a 2004 Toyota Corolla
Charty: Graphical pParty
Darty: Day pParty
eParty: Electronic pParty
Farty: Party where cChili is sServed
Garty: Garden pParty
GOParty: Gay oOrgy pParty
Hearty: Party where stews are served
Mason Jarty: Party you’ve probably never heard of
Kurty: Party that’s been dead since 1994
Kurdy: Newly iIndependent pParty
Lardy: Greasy pParty
Marty: Martyr pParty
Narty: NOT A PARTY
Oarty: Party on a cCanoe
PParty: Planned Parenthood pParty
Qarty: Qatari pParty
Rawrty: Party in dDinosaur 😛
Starty: Pre-pre-pre-pre game
Sharty: Farty Ggone wWrong
Subparty: Bad pParty
Tarty: Party everyone shows up late to
Tartarety: Raw pParty
UParty: Party on the CTA
Warty: Dermatology pParty
Yurty: Party in a Yurt
AArty: Sober PartyBARTy: Bay Area Rapid Transport PartyBrynmawrty: No Boys AllowedCarty: Party in a 2004 Toyota CorollaCharty: Graphical PartyDarty: Day PartyeParty: Electronic PartyFarty: Party where Chili is ServedGarty: Garden PartyGOParty: Gay Orgy PartyHearty: Party where stews are servedMason Jarty: Party you’ve probably never heard ofKurty: Party that’s been dead since 1994Kurdy: Newly Independent PartyLardy: Greasy PartyMarty: Martyr PartyNarty: NOT A PARTYOarty: Party on a CanoePParty: Planned Parenthood PartyQarty: Qatari PartyRawrty: Party in Dinosaur 😛Starty: Pre-pre-pre-pre gameSharty: Farty Gone WrongSubparty: Bad PartyTarty: Party everyone shows up late toTartarety: Raw PartyUParty: Party on the CTAWarty: Dermatology PartyYurty: Party in a Yurt
