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Griffin Bonnin Jones, Andrea Zhou

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Katherine Reynolds

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Vivian Psylos

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    MAPH student just can’t believe he lost at Scrabble

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Peter Berkowitz Feb. 24, 2013 Noah Green, a student in the Master of Arts Program in the Humanities, was devastated last Thursday by his first loss in a game of Scrabble in…

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    Bears Not Super Bowl Favorites Against 49ers, Ravens

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Scott Mendelssohn Feb. 3, 2013 As we anxiously await today’s matchup between the two best teams in the National Football League, one thing is for certain, few expect the Bears to win.…

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    Pierce Students Remain While Deconstruction Begins

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Matthew Goldenberg Dec. 17, 2012 The University of Chicago began the first phase of its new North Campus plan this Thursday, commencing the demolition of Pierce Tower. Residents of Pierce will remain…

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    Studying Student Shares Intimate Vertical Moment With Mansueto Window Washer

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Chris Deakin Nov. 7, 2012 This Tuesday, at 10:45 a.m., a true and vertical bond was formed between second-year College student Ralph Stevenson and two-year Mansueto window-washing veteran Mike Howard.Time stood still…

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    Aaron Sorkin Launches New Show: ‘Aaron Sorkin’

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Daniel Betancourt Oct. 16, 2012 NEW YORK, N.Y. — Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin announced last week the launch of his new television, Aaron Sorkin, to air Fridays on NBC in the…

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    Halloween Costumes: Least to Most Fuckable

    Catherine Alvarez-McCurdy / October 21, 2012

    On a scale from 1 to take off those cat ears and jump into bed, how fuckable is your Halloween costume? Fairy Princess: Did you really think that your Prince Charming was going…

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