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    20 Ways to Please Your Man

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Evan Bernstein April 23, 2015 20 Ways to Please Your Man These twenty tips are sure to spice things up in the bedroom, shower, or empty train car! 1. Touch it Touching…

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    Investigative Report: The World of Insider Prospie Trading

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Dan Lastres March 1, 2015 I met my contact in the dark alcove between Harper and Stuart. Vance was a well-dressed guy with an over-waxed mustache. I tried to shake his hand,…

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    Point: Race No Longer Divides Us. Counterpoint: I Agree with the Jew

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Teddy Zamborsky Feb. 1, 2015 Point: Race No Longer Divides Us I, Paul Steinburg, am able to proclaim, in the year 2424, that race no longer divides us. I am happy to…

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    Neil deGrasse Tyson Breaks Down Science and Fiction in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Two

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Alex Foster Dec. 30, 2014 When Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs was released in 2009, it opened our eyes to a future of meteorology and food science that no one had…

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    News in Brief: October 30, 2014

    Chicago Shady Dealer / March 16, 2013

    By Chicago Shady Dealer Nov. 19, 2014 Marlon C. Lynch Reassures Students: Security Alert Will Be Sent Within 30 Days of First Ebola Death on Campus Marlon Lynch, Associate Vice President for Safety,…

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    Halloween Costumes: Least to Most Fuckable

    Catherine Alvarez-McCurdy / October 21, 2012

    On a scale from 1 to take off those cat ears and jump into bed, how fuckable is your Halloween costume? Fairy Princess: Did you really think that your Prince Charming was going…

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