Issues
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Northwestern University Kidnaps Phil the Phoenix as “Revenge” for US News Ranking
Last Tuesday, Phil the Phoenix was reported missing after failing to show up for a photo shoot with the badminton team. The cause of his disappearance was soon revealed to be the vengeful…
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Report: Guy Still Fucking Talking
Reporters say Brent may be leaking second-hand embarrassment into the classroom air, and scientists urge all students to evacuate.
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Volume 16 Issue 4
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