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Griffin Bonnin Jones, Andrea Zhou

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Katherine Reynolds

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  • Lifestyle

    Sexy Steve Irwin/Stingray Costume Pulled From Shelves

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic Oct. 10, 2016 Citing a brewing “outrage tornado”, Halloween Unlimited CEO Bart Robinson ordered his franchises to stop selling the popular “Sexy Australian Reptile Finder and Scary Pointed Sea…

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  • Off-Campus Life

    Area Subletter Fails Turing Test

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic April 20, 2017 Area Subletter Fails Turing Test Following her acceptance into a study abroad program in Vienna, University of Chicago second -year Allie Sullivan arranged to sublet her…

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  • Lifestyle

    Hot New Trend! Steaming Your Vag

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

    By Breck Radulovic Jan. 30, 2018 American actress and professional white woman Gwyneth Paltrow created quite the splash in 2015 when she promoted vaginal steaming, a controversial Los Angeles spa treatment. Personally endorsed by…

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  • Chicago Shady Dealer

    Bumper Sticker Space on Subaru Forester at a Premium

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic April 20, 2017 Bumper Sticker Space on Subaru Forester at a Premium Hyde Park resident Patty Nielson, aged 55, announced on Facebook that she is running out of room…

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