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Lena Birkholz, Jacob Halabe, Maisie Thompson

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Andrea Zhou

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  • Chicago Shady Dealer

    Bumper Sticker Space on Subaru Forester at a Premium

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic April 20, 2017 Bumper Sticker Space on Subaru Forester at a Premium Hyde Park resident Patty Nielson, aged 55, announced on Facebook that she is running out of room…

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  • Chicago Shady Dealer,  World Affairs

    Climate Change PSA: Reindeer Can Fly, But They Sure as Hell Can’t Swim

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

    By Breck Radulovic Dec. 5, 2018 Baby, it’s cold outside! But not for much longer. Climate change is reaching the North Pole, and it’s not looking good for Santa’s reindeer. You’ve likely read…

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  • Politics

    Jeb Bush Suspends Campaign to Become Inflatable Man outside Car Dealership

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic Feb. 18, 2016 Former Florida Governor John Ellis “Jeb” Bush has announced he plans to droppped out of the race for the presidency after weak performances in early primaries.…

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  • Campus Life

    How Short Is Too Short? Dressing for Office Hours

    Breck Radulovic / March 16, 2013

      By Breck Radulovic Aug. 28, 2017 When it comes to grading, it’s no secret that professors can be cruel, arbitrary, and entirely motivated by lust for their young, nubile students. So, how’s…

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