Op Ed: New Option For College Council Voting – Vote For Everyone!

Isn’t choosing someone to vote for hard? All of your friends are running for College Council for some reason and you can’t decide which one to throw under the bus. Well here’s a bright idea: just put everyone’s name on the ballot! This ensures you stay as neutral as humanly possible, while also allowing you to pat yourself on the back. You did the right thing and made everyone feel good! You might even receive a “I Voted!” badge for your efforts.

It also helps that every single candidate has the exact same policies! Sarra S., Hailee M., Steven J., Sarah, S., Stephen J., Sara S., Haylee M., and Brad Chad all want to do away with the guest policy for dorms, get rid of Via, and nuke all of the corpulent squirrels.