Chicago Shady Dealer

What Thought Will the Chicago Thinker Think Next?

  1. How did I get here?
  2. Do taller people always have bigger feet?
  3. How do I work this?
  4. If the floor’s made out of floor, is the roof made out of roof?
  5. Where is that large automobile?
  6. Will this finally make my father love me?
  7. What is that beautiful house?
  8. I’m definitely the first person to ever think of this.
  9. Where does that highway go to?
  10. How did they come up with stairs?
  11. Am I right? Am I wrong?
  12. Gay or Black people?
  13. My God! What have I done?