7 Jokes Only Craig Will Understand
By Zach Augustine
April 20, 2014
1. When Craig threw that Frisbee into oncoming traffic on the Midway. Hilarious!
2. Who could forget the infamous guacamole incident last winter at Jimmy’s? Craig seemed pretty shaken up after some thugs brushed against him and mumbled something about ‘paying’ for their Cadillac, or else. Anyway, that guac looked more like salsa to me!
3. When Craig missed 3 consecutive House meetings, only to show up for study break bloodied and bruised! What was he shouting about again? Something about his “life being in grave danger.” Hilarious!
4. Craig, I left the “piece” you asked for in the bushes!
5. Don’t worry Craig, we’ll take care of that “job,” no problem!
6. All done, Craig! Remember that time when you told me to “take care of it”? Well, the “bodies” are “in” the “Lake”!
7. That time when Craig told us that he “won” and that everyone had better “tread lightly.” People shouldn’t mess with you if you can throw disc!
