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May 16, 2016
8 months. 40 books. 9 drafts. 30 meetings with my advisersor. 9 all– nighters. 90 pages. And all I get are 143 likes on Facebook. Are you kidding???? Oh, and one “Haha.” Gee thanks, Rebecca.
Honestly, when I agreed to write this stupid thesis, it was really just for show. I wanted people to know that I am smart. I choose a fancy– ass title with words that I barely understanood. You think “The Similitudes Between Disestablishment Copperhead Dixiecrats and Insectional Neoconservative RINOS for Teamsters in Ppost-GingrichHastert Congress” mean anything? Of course not. Those are just some words I strung together to show that Political Science is a real subject.
And it wasn’t like I just took some random pic. I spent a really awkward hour on the quad posing and trying to achieve the following in thate photo: (1). aA background that shows off UChicago’s campus just to remind my friendspeople that I go to an elite university, (2). lLighting that doesn’t show off the black circles aroundunder my eyes and (3). lA fun pose that that makes it seem like I am a generally chill person who hardly cares about my thesis in the first place. If you lookeded closely at the photo, you would have gotten the message that I am a hard worker who’s also quirky and laid back. It’s all in the picture, dammit!
You know what? Screw you all. I saw how many likes peopleyou gave that absurd PDA picture of Jenna and her boyfriend (350, including several “loves”) Jenna didn’t even write a thesis! All she does is hang with her boyfriend. Well, I guess my thesis is like my boyfriend because all it does is rip my heart out and fuck me over repeatedly! So, yeah, go like that re-post of a Tasty video. I don’t even care anymore.
