Look: Chris Christie Flashes Major Side Boob!

By Annabelle Newport

Oct. 23, 2014

Chris Christie is living on the edge. The presidential hopeful and second-term Governor of New Jersey paraded into the office this morning flaunting some major side boob action in a tank that read “Classy, Sassy, and a bit smart-assy.”

Can you say “Peekaboo”? The boobie-baring tank was a bold statement for the voluptuous politician. His brazen look was perfectly paired with acid-wash jeans and burgundy dress shoes.

“Chris is just trying to liven up his personal style. You can’t become president without a little bit of spice in the wardrobe,” said a source close to the Governor.

Maybe Christie’s sartorial shocker can’t compare to last fall’s George Washington Bridge scandal, in which the Governor’s henchmen closed down lanes and snarled traffic in apparent retribution for a local politician’s disloyalty, but Christie proved this morning that he knows more than one way to stop traffic.

Christie’s wife Mary Pat Foster had no comment on her husband’s most recent ensemble.

So what do you think of Christie’s new look: overexposure, or daringly hunky?

And what’s next for the Jersey flasher? A Nude photo shoot in Forbes? Chaps and a jock strap at the Republican convention? Hey, if you got it, flaunt it, Christie.