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Nov. 12, 2015
At a rally in Sioux City, Iowa, a weary and obviously desperate Jeb Bush unveiled “Jeb!!” as his newest campaign logo.
“It’s so fun, I’m so fun!” said a hopeless Bush. “ You shouldn’t vote for a boring sack of mud like Ben Carson or Donald Trump, because they don’t share my sense of whimsy!” said a hopeless Jeb Bush said a hopeless Bush.,
The “Jeb!!” logo did not noticeably differ from Jeb Bush’shis old logo, with the exception of the added exclamation point. In between the two exclamation marks appeared to be the right end of a lower case b, as though Jeb Bush had haphazardly used the clone edit on PhotoShop. Political analyst Kirk Broderick claimed that this decision was a strong move on Bush’s part.
“ While one exclamation mark can show excitement, it also can show anger or even a factorial expression,“ said Broderick said. “. “ Two exclamation marks really get the message across that he’s stoked to be in the campaign.”
Bush’s campaign manager Danny Diaz issued an exclusive statement to The Shady Dealer concerning the new logo.
In a prepared statement, campaign manager Danny Diaz said, “Jeb!! is prepared to add as many exclamation points as possible to demonstrate how much excitement we are feeling,““ saidn a prepared statement, Diaz said..
Bush himself expects this move to jumpstart his lagging campaign.J
“Yep!! Ol’ Jeb is back in it!! And this time, I’m in it with a kick-butt can-do attitude!!” said Bush said,Bush with bulging eyes and greasy hair, as if he hadn’t taken a good shower in months. HeBush He then collapsed on the floor and started muttering “fuck George” to no one in particular.
Jeb Bush is slated to appear at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards in MarchSpring.
